Well, we're in the medical imaging room, so we'll start here. You've already seen [And fondled.] our MRI; we also have in here a scanner that can perform both PET and CAT scans. [Big machines all told. Continuing the general introduction to the equipment pleasantly, indicating each item as he goes:]

There's also two portable X ray machines. [He imagines he might detect a spike of interest at that. ... or a careful non reaction.] You can see them along that wall there. Very useful when we're flooded during draft times or during some of the more unpleasant experiments.

[Not mentioned is how in demand those machines are in regular times. They're used nearly every day. And easy noticed missing.]